What are you doing from September 17 through 23rd? We’re either going to be rich because all the Christians have been raptured away and we can loot their houses OR it’s into the bunker with our Jim Bakker freeze-dried buckets of food.
I’m going to try and explain what is going on as best I can, but let’s just cut to the chase and say that none of the people proclaiming the September rapture have formal training in history or theology or the alphabet or …